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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
madamehearthwitch
scorntrooper

Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them

gaelofthegrove

I’m not mad about that as much as I am that Christianity took lessons about unconditional love, forgiveness and kindness and turned it into a worldwide conglomerate of guilt, shame, judgement and hate that is literally crippling innocent children for life- all over the planet for generations upon generations.

madamehearthwitch

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Originally posted by marvel-dc-addict

madamehearthwitch

Haha I still have the anon hatemail that this post spawned stashed in my inbox for lulz

Source: scorntrooper
mariatsukiko
gaypeopletwitter

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bugsgocracra0

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Originally posted by sweetscarlett

caenis-doceri

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

vitamorsthetall

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

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tremendify

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

deadmugen

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

infernoking

LESBIANS! IN! SPACE! SPACE! SPACE! @brookietf @between-stars-and-waves

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

SPACE SCISSORING FTW <3

Source: gaypeopletwitter
afrocentric-divination
cosmic-noir

I have sent out over 90 job applications since January 2nd and the only job that hit me back was a pyramid scheme I’m about go fucking crazy. I have a little under two months before I’m literally on-the-street homeless again, and if that happens I’m literally going to lose my mind. I don’t know what else I can do but keep trying, I’m begging you to keep me in your prayers.

I’m thiiiiiiiiiiis close to just selling ass at this point, I refuse to lay my head on the concrete ever again.

cosmic-noir

For those offering help I really appreciate it

You can help by messaging me job fairs you see in NYC, places around the city you see hiring, or donating @ www.PayPal.me/cosmicnoir 💕

I know you guys have helped me before, and I feel so guilty for even needing it again… but rn I just really need to survive.

As always, kind words are also accepted. And to the girl that hugged me on the train this morning, if you see this, please drop your handle because letting me cry on your shoulder this morning meant the world to me.

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adagalore
gestopft

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

stevedusa

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

beelzibubbles

Someone even transcribed it!

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abakkus

jesus god someone transcribed this i can’t believe it

(for those of u who are new to my house: my cousin is the one playing the chair)

elodieunderglass

Transcript for the hearing impaired:

TOOT scoot scoot TOOT scoot scoot

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poc-support-cafe
localstarboy

Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

snellyboi

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

goldensweetcheeks

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

vanitysgrace

This track is hard

wallofdis

I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love

firefoxiscool

God damn I love this

Source: localstarboy
madamehearthwitch

Today on Terrible Things Spawned From Photoshop…

pantheris

What even is this

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WHAT IS IT

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

madamehearthwitch

I’d argue it’s still better than Target!

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pantheris

das;kj;alkgjadfk:DSsdsl What the fuckj;flkgw;hrgaui; a’posm,

madamehearthwitch

This was a few years back, and yeah. They released a swimsuit line with THESE as the photos. I just… I still wonder how that shit even happened and I can only imagine the answer is drugs and alcohol were involved.

Source: pantheris
ruins-and-wishbones
beachcryptid

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

beachcryptid

beachcryptid

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

juniperberrie

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

rivainibabe

Bruh I wanted these so bad lmao

hoetivities

I still want them

muvataughtme

Yo I really tried to convince my mom to get me the Betty Crocker though 😂 I was dead like 6

Source: beachcryptid